The only good thing about this situation is when they fall asleep I spoon them and pretend they actually love me
“you’ll say it’ll be just like the old days
but it won’t be the fucking old days
no it won’t be the fucking old days,
only now with our broken parts,
our overused and torn up pieces.
Will it be better than before?
Will it be better than before?”
My bed can fit three people in it, my dogs are shih tzus, how have I been forced into the corner and squashed against the wall?!
I’m trying to sleep but my dogs have took up half the bed and keep growling at me when I move, welcome to the single life
I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
